Donk Central - I've found it.

"stuttgartobsessed" (grantharmsen)
02/17/2014 at 22:38 • Filed to: None

If you're one of those people battling that insatiable craving for vehicles draped in shiny hues riding high on chrome dipped sculptures then have I found the website for you. Get ready to feast your eyes upon mad whip after mad whip, yo. The folks behind !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! have their DONK game, as well as their .gif game, on lock.

DISCUSSION (24)

signintokinjalol > stuttgartobsessed
02/17/2014 at 22:41

I always wondered if you got a flat in the donk and you called AAA, if they would just keep driving after they see you?

Jay Lauer > stuttgartobsessed
02/17/2014 at 22:41

Where do these people with terrible class, intelligence, and taste have this much money?

Seriously?

stuttgartobsessed > Jay Lauer
02/17/2014 at 22:42

I was just wondering what these people do for a living...

stuttgartobsessed > signintokinjalol
02/17/2014 at 22:43

I guess they'd have to tow you, but the rim size would probably make it challenge for the tow/tie down straps.

Nerd-Vol > Jay Lauer
02/17/2014 at 22:44

Kinja'd!!!

Jay Lauer > stuttgartobsessed
02/17/2014 at 22:45

Probably nothing, or restaurants.

They're probably in debt with credit rating down the pooper.

stuttgartobsessed > Jay Lauer
02/17/2014 at 22:48

It's the american way; just buy more credit cards to pay off your other credit cards. Then try to cheat someone else out of their money to pay off your debt and when that doesn't work file for bankruptcy

signintokinjalol > Jay Lauer
02/17/2014 at 22:50

Ive met a few guys with donked out cars, it's more of a lifestyle thing. They have good jobs and family's, it's a hobby to them and nothing more. It's the same thing as the guy with a 68 Camaro who takes it to car shows...

Jay Lauer > signintokinjalol
02/17/2014 at 22:52

These dudes are standing on their own cars at stoplights, blasting music at gas stations, and having girl shake their asses out of their windows.

I just doubt they have good jobs and nice families.

Jay Lauer > stuttgartobsessed
02/17/2014 at 22:55

Cause buying things you can pay for is overrated. So 90s

feather-throttle-not-hair > stuttgartobsessed
02/17/2014 at 22:57

Nope. Can't do it. Not for lack of trying though. My ipad is literally so offended by those that it crashes safari whenever I try to load that website.

Pretty sure this thing would take a bullet for me.

signintokinjalol > Jay Lauer
02/17/2014 at 23:03

Not everyone is the same.

quarterlifecrisis > signintokinjalol
02/17/2014 at 23:05

I think you're implying those tires actually hold air....

banjo cat ghost of oppo past > stuttgartobsessed
02/17/2014 at 23:11

I like these now. They are anti-stance and no less ridiculous than that or lowryders- which I also like. Hell may even be practical all the places these are popular flood like shit.

I shall take my donk, box or bubble with two bitches, please...call me CandyGreeeeen I bleed guac muthafucka